an interesting day...

i have had a weird few days to be exact.
just to report-
there has been an accident with benedict. my brother's dog leaped onto my bed and on top of chewing the blinds, he also took a good chunk out of benedict's skull.
benedict is a very special puppet that was made in barcelona.
he has been stabilised and is now being held in the intensive care unit of my kitchen.
he will be operated on by yours truly and a full report of his operation and recovery will be documented here to all.
i got some news which troubled me today and i had a nice heart to heart with moms.
i feel better now.
i also went to the mall and had lunch with my brother and niece. it was pleasant and i got two pins. and a necklace for 1.95.
we ate at appleby's. ok so everybody knows i dont like kids, but i had a nice time with brooke, that's the kid's name.
she wants everything but it was kind of endearing in a way. the dog also got hold of her patrick the star fish stuffed animal and she has just requested my stitching services, which i will do for her shortly. "with patience, i'd make a kickass mom."
figured out i curse a lot.
i won a $1000 shopping spree from this website online in an envelope advertising a car sale. the website's shit so i gave it to moms.
i had dinner with my dad and my brother, no kid. yes- smoking section.
they both shared stories of their lives on the open sea. sweet.
i also found out that my family descends from the Younger brothers who used to run with the james gang. fuckin awesome. i felt cool.
hermit crabs are cool.
all in all it was a pretty good day.
toodles.